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(POLL) Phil Spector In 'Sensitive Needs' Area Of Prison I Like It I Don’t Like It Crooked Cannes: Celebs And Their Asymmetrical Necklines(PHOTOS) Huffington Post | Katherine Thomson First Posted: 05-25-09 08:15 AM | Updated: 05-25-09 09:07 AM In addition to many other red carpet trends , including bare backs , asymmetrical necklines were everywhere in Cannes.</p><p> The festival ended Sunday after twelve days of star-studded, black tie-required premieres.</p><p> Below are some of the celebrities who favored crooked couture.</p><p> PHOTOS: Be the First to Submit This Story to Digg Get Breaking News Alerts Share Print Comments never spam Read More: Abbie Cornish , Aishwarya Rai , Angelina Jolie , Cannes , Cannes Film Festival , Cannes Film Festival 2009 , Carine Roitfeld , Devon Aoki , Dita Von Teese , Hilary Swank , Michelle Yeoh , Penelope Cruz , Robin Wright Penn , Sharon Stone , Slideshow , Zhang Ziyi , Entertainment News Crooked Cannes: Celebs And Their Asymmetrical Necklines (PHOTOS) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/25/crooked-cannes-celebs-and_n_207268.html [6/23/2009 6:34:36 PM] digg it66 diggs McCain Hits Obama On Iran Again, Joe Klein Tells Him"Be Quiet" (VIDEO) digg it32 diggs 60,000 Inmates SexuallyAbused Every Year digg it17 diggs Bruce Wilson: DefenseDepartment-CertifiedAgency NewsletterSuggests Killing Democrats digg it32 diggs Chris Weigant: BarneyFrank Introduces MarijuanaLegislation Megan Fox: Toga Terrific In LA (PHOTOS) Cameron Diaz Gets Her Star, Tom And...</p><p> ORANGE ALERT! 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Hint: Click "Reply" at the bottom of the comment; after being approved your comment will appear directly underneath the comment you replied to View Comments: Newest First Expand All Page: 1 2 Next › Last » (2 pages total) LovingHope I'm a Fan of LovingHope permalink I thought Angelina looked very nice, but in this picture she looks awful. zukervati I'm a Fan of zukervati permalink asymmetrical boobs = asymmetrical necklines bambilashes I'm a Fan of bambilashes permalink the best and worst dressed list from cannes is a long one, some celebritys just dont have a clue, allthough some stars do shine http://movies09.com/2009-cannes-film-festival%e2%80%99s-worst-dressed.php nheres a list of the worst dreesed Giada I'm a Fan of Giada permalink Penelope Cruz ... lovely ...</p><p> Dita Von Teese ... old HW ... wonderful at costuming and make-up, (andthey don't know who you are :) pistoo I'm a Fan of pistoo permalink This is really weird for Cannes Film festival.</p><p> I have never seen so many badly dressed, overdressed,winter dressed females.</p><p> It is hot in May in the south of france, what happended to beautiful spring clothes.</p><p> I guess the President of the jury brought with her the sense of ugliness and doom that she used for herchoice of winners.</p><p> All dreadful dreary films that will attract pseudo intelectuals.Hopefully we will be spared the Antichrist and the white Ribbon both by totally self absorbed director s.Pistoo.</p><p> Archivist1000 I'm a Fan of Archivist1000 permalink Please: Can someone tell me WHO THE HECK IS VITA VON TEESE??? She is everywhere, but Ihave no clue why!!! 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(boy what she's been going through!).</p><p> Sharon Stone mustn't be well, so no critiques from me about her.</p><p> Dita Von Teese came out a winner. (what's she done that's so important as to merit a fabulous dress lent by a terrific designer? Or was it vintage? Still, someone must have donated or lent it!) OH and to someone who said M.</p><p> Obama's inaugural gown inspired all this: She wasn't the first to wear asymmetrical.</p><p> It was trendy all season prior to her big debut--in that infantile monstrosity, btw.</p><p> She justput it on the global map...</p><p> DeeW I'm a Fan of DeeW permalink I don't know a lot of them, but Abbie looked very pretty, love that dress.</p><p> Not sure about the rest.</p><p> Tatoosand bones ... not my idea of classy but what do I know.</p><p> LiberalBuzz I'm a Fan of LiberalBuzz permalink Who is number six? The ladies all look fabulous but as others have noted they do look a littlelike a cheeseburger, fries and a big shake would do them some good.</p><p> LMPE I'm a Fan of LMPE permalink The last time that I saw such asymmetry was in "A Clockwork Orange" (Alex's eyelash).</p><p> Reply Favorite Flag as abusive Posted 05:08 PM on 05/26/2009 Reply Favorite Flag as abusive Posted 10:05 PM on 05/25/2009 Reply Favorite Flag as abusive Posted 01:01 AM on 05/26/2009 Reply Favorite Flag as abusive Posted 08:55 PM on 05/26/2009 Reply Favorite Flag as abusive Posted 08:45 PM on 05/25/2009 Reply Favorite Flag as abusive Posted 04:03 PM on 05/25/2009 Reply Favorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:52 PM on 05/25/2009 Reply Favorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:44 PM on 05/25/2009Crooked Cannes: Celebs And Their Asymmetrical Necklines (PHOTOS) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/25/crooked-cannes-celebs-and_n_207268.html [6/23/2009 6:34:36 PM] These gals don't look bad. marymansour I'm a Fan of marymansour permalink Wright Penn and Abbie Cornish look especially lovely.</p><p> Angelina looks frumpish with a bony chest.</p><p> DSOTM I'm a Fan of DSOTM permalink OMG, did Sharon Stone just come from the set of The Leona Helmsley Story.</p><p> What did she do to herself? BlueBoomer I'm a Fan of BlueBoomer permalink i have always liked the asymmetrical neckline, but this seems to be a continuation of the "Michelle Obama inauguration dress" phenomenon (a dress I didn't like on her, BTW)...</p><p> BUT, Michelle Yeoh andDita von Teese had the best looks, by far...Angelina looked washed out, and that editor of FrenchVogue -- YIKES, what a mess!!! scubalady I'm a Fan of scubalady permalink Maybe Michelle Yeoh's look is good but it's almost painful to watch her collarbonesstruggling very hard to actually stay under her skin.</p><p> And I guess if we could see herfrom the back, the same could be said about the shoulder blades.</p><p> Page: 1 2 Next › Last » (2 pages total) You must be logged in to reply to this comment.</p><p> Log in or Ads by Google Buy Wedding Dresses 30-40% Sale on Select Wedding Dresses - No Tax - Free Shipping www.BestBridalPrices.com HOME POLITICS MEDIA BUSINESS ENTERTAINMENT LIVING GREEN STYLE WORLD CHICAGO COMEDY FUNDRACE ARCHIVE Advertise | Log In | Make HuffPost your Home Page | RSS | Jobs | FAQ: Comments & Moderation | FAQ: Huffpost Accounts | Contact Us Copyright © 2009 HuffingtonPost.com, Inc. | Archive | User Agreement | Privacy | Comment Policy | About Us | Powered by Movable Type Reply Favorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:43 PM on 05/25/2009 Reply Favorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:09 PM on 05/25/2009 Reply Favorite Flag as abusive Posted 01:33 PM on 05/25/2009 Reply Favorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:50 PM on 05/25/2009 Reply Favorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:46 PM on 05/25/2009