Michael Giltz: Cannes 2009 Day Eleven: Two Minor Films and One Major Talent http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-giltz/cannes-2009-day-eleven-tw_b_207107.html [7/21/2009 5:50:56 PM] JULY 21, 2009 HOME POLITICS MEDIA BUSINESS ENTERTAINMENT LIVING STYLE GREEN WORLD COMEDY 23/6 NEW YORK CHICAGO VIDEO BLOGGER INDEX ARCHIVE Make HuffPost Your HomePage Get Email Alerts Michael Giltz Freelance writer and raconteur Posted: May 23, 2009 07:33 PM BIO Become a Fan Get EmailAlerts Bloggers'Index Cannes 2009 Day Eleven: Two Minor Films and One Major Talent Read More: Awards , Cannes Film Festival, Movies, Entertainment News You would think after coming to Cannes for a decade that I would have the place down cold.</p><p> No such luck.</p><p> Thanks to ever-changing rules and an odd refusal to share info in advance on whenmovies are actually screening, the final two days of Cannes consist of saying goodbye to friends and finding out a movie you really wanted to seebegan an hour ago.</p><p> The Directors Fortnightrecaps its winners today and tomorrow every film in Competition is shown, as well as the closing night film.</p><p> I dutifully looked at the Fortnightschedule and showed up at 2 p.m. for La Pivellina.</p><p> Ha! What they actually began showing was Montparnasse , a film I had heard literally nothing about.</p><p> C'est la vie, no? I settled in, imaging, nay, hoping that this might be fate and I wasabout to watch a wonderful movie.</p><p> Nope.</p><p> Just one hour in length, it contained three vignettes seemingly unrelated -- two sisters talk about the fears and instabilities one of them suffers from, a nice guy has dinner with the father of a friend they'll soon be picking up at the train station, and a young single mother invites the burly but sweet singer of a band she's watched perform to come back to her apartment for a drink.They're all of minor interest but when you combine them together they seem even less interesting.</p><p> I rushed outside, found a schedule of screenings posted on a pillar (why didn't they distribute them last night to our mailboxes?) and found out La Pivellina was playing next at 3:30 p.m.</p><p> Voila! I getin line, go back and take the same aisle seat I was in a moment ago and wait for the movie.</p><p> It received one of four awards handed out at the Directors Fortnight (while three were won by one of my favorites, I Killed My Mother ), so I settled back, imagining -- no, believing I was about to see a wonderful movie.</p><p> Uh, I don't speak French and the movie had no English subtitles. 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these are the awardsI'd give out if I could.</p><p> MICHAEL'S PALME D'OR: Un Prophete (this is also the critical favorite of all the movies in Competition) MICHAEL'S GRAND JURY PRIZE (RUNNER-UP) -- The Time That Remains MICHAEL'S BEST ACTOR -- Christoph Waltz of Inglourius Basterds (though I'll be very happy if Tahar Rahim of Un Prophete gets it) MICHAEL'S BEST ACTRESS -- Katie Jarvis for Red Road though Charlotte Gainsbourg for Anti-Christ makes sense too Now this is where it gets tricky.</p><p> The unspoken rule after the Coen Brothers swept is to limit any film to two major awards.</p><p> So the trade-offs become very apparent here.</p><p> MICHAEL'S BEST DIRECTOR -- Andrea Arnold for Fish Tank MICHAEL'S BEST SCREENPLAY -- Elia Suleiman for The Time That Remains MICHAEL'S CAMERA D'OR -- Perhaps the most combative category, with three very good movies battling it out.</p><p> My guess is Samson & Delilah will triumph, but it could also be I Killed My Mother or Dogtooth and everyone would be happy. 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