Michael Giltz: Cannes 2009: "Emmanuelle" in 3-D! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-giltz/cannes-2009-emmanuelle-in_b_203101.html [6/23/2009 6:14:33 PM] JUNE 23, 2009 HOME POLITICS MEDIA BUSINESS ENTERTAINMENT LIVING STYLE GREEN WORLD COMEDY 23/6 NEW YORK CHICAGO VIDEO BLOGGER INDEX ARCHIVE Make HuffPost Your HomePage Get Email Alerts Michael Giltz Freelance writer and raconteur Posted: May 13, 2009 03:28 PM BIO Become a Fan Get EmailAlerts Bloggers'Index Cannes 2009: "Emmanuelle" in 3- D! Read More: Cannes , Emmanuelle , Erotica , France , Movies, Softcore , Entertainment News As if having Pixar's first 3-D film Up open the festival wasn't enough, now comes news that the erotic classic Emmanuelle is being updated...in every way imaginable, including 3-D.</p><p> French producer Alain Siritzky "exposes" Emmanuelle to a wider audience and plans to make it very young adult friendly, an odd description for a softcore series usually consumed by middle-aged men.</p><p> Until you read the press release: The New Emmanuelle wil be shot in 3-D. (The mind boggles.) It will be "green" because the plot includes an eco-friendly airship, "a first of its kind 700 foot long state-of-art blimp that promotes a green lifestyle.</p><p> The creation of a renowned designer, the awe- inspiring airship travels the world from New York to Rio to Ha Long Bay in Vietnam and finally to Paris, France." 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This is not just naughty bits gussied up for a new audience, insists Siritzky, "There is a need for a responsible and honest film that addresses many relevant topics that young adults as well as mature adults are faced with of late," said Siritsky in the press release. "It maysurprise some that Emmanuelle is the modern messenger of such important issue but it truly is fitting as though much has changed from when the original was released, the foundation of Emmanuelle has not...which is that Emmanuelle is more than a character or a novel or film.</p><p> Emmanuelle is a way of life that celebrates women.</p><p> It is beautiful, stylish, feminine, thought- provoking and powerful, as all women are created.</p><p> This message is one that is important now more than ever to instill in women everywhere and of all ages." 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