ENTERTAINMENT MEDIA COMEDY MUSIC TV CELEBRITY KIDS MOVIEFONE Michael Giltz Freelance writer GET UPDATES FROM MICHAEL GILTZ Follow Cannes Film Festival , Cannes , Movies , Kim Ki-Duk , Michel Petrucciani , Nanni Moretti , Entertainment News 4 73 0 1React Inspiring Funny Hot Scary Outrageous Amazing Weird CrazyCannes 2011 Day Three: A Pope, A Pianist, A Philogoist and More! Here's a video update on the movies from days two and three at Cannes, followed by full print reviews for everyfilm I saw on Day Three.</p><p> MOST POPULAR ON HUFFPOST 1 of 2 New Photos Emerge In Anthony Weiner Twitter Scandal Anthony Weiner Admits Sending Racy Pictures, Refuses To Resign FOLLOW US PHOTOS: Who Won Big At This Year's 'Fashion Oscars'?Nancy Pelosi Wears Vintage Thierry Mugler To 7 Sites You Should Be Wasting Time On Right Now7 Celebrity Fad DietsBIG NEWS: Celebrities LeAnn Rimes Movies Celebrity Body Good News More Log in | Sign Up News Web WHO Is This Man? 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(I couldn't find an English language trailer but you'll be able to follow this teaser.) MICHEL PETRUCCIANI ** 1/2 out of **** The Twitter Typo That Exposed Weiner Engadget: WWDC 2011 liveblog: Steve Jobs talks iOS 5, OS X Lion, iCloud and more! Engadget: Live from Microsoft's E3 2011 keynote! The Center for Public Integrity FACT WATCH: Sarah Palin's Twist on Paul Revere E.</p><p> Coli: Blame The Meat, Not The Sprouts Engadget: Live from Nintendo's E3 2011 keynote! Engadget: Engadget, broadcasting live from WWDC! DON'T MISS HUFFPOST BLOGGERS 1 of 5 Steven Chu A Safe, Secure Nuclear Future Dan Rather Taking on TARP More Celebrity News at People.com Like 1K Like 13K Like 479 Like 1K Like 2K Like 484 Like 3K Casey Anthony Family Computer Searched 'NeckBreaking' and 'Death' READ MORE Shania Twain Lands VegasShow Deal READ MORE Scotty McKnight, HaydenPanettiere a Couple? READ MORE Clooney's Girl, ElisabettaCanalis: 'I Will Be Married' Michel Petrucciani was a gifted jazz pianist who also dealt with dwarfism and bones so fragile he would sometimes break his collarbone and fingers and the like while performing.</p><p> To its credit, this valentine tothe artist is not a triumphant tale of overcoming adversity.</p><p> Instead, it's just the story of a complicated,Falstaffian talent who embraced life as often as men and women embraced him to carry the pianist onstage for his concerts.</p><p> This documentary by Michael Radford makes extensive use of the many interviewsPetrucciani granted over the years as well as talking with his family, friends and fellow musicians.</p><p> Without being a destructive figure a la Charlie Parker, Petrucciani certainly dove into life, drinking and drugging and staying up till dawn.</p><p> Long after everyone else was exhausted, Petrucciani was ready for more.</p><p> He just knew he didn't have long for this world (the doctors predicted from the start he would die young) so Petrucciani never wanted to waste a moment.</p><p> He was a serial romantic, falling in love almost instantly with women who invariably fell in love right back.</p><p> If one girlfriend refused to go on tour anymore, he'd meet someone within a week and move on.</p><p> This happens again and again as we chat withfour women who shared his life one after another, including one who gave birth to what I believe is hisonly son, who has the same handicap as Petrucciani.</p><p> The movie is engaging and amusing for quite a while, until it gets bogged down in his personal life, detailing each relationship in unnecessary detail.</p><p> We get glimpses of his craft, but invariably Petrucciani's solos are seen in brief clips or interrupted with voice-overs.</p><p> Still, it's easy to see the amazing technical virtuosity he possessed (aided in part by the bones in his hand being lighter than normal).</p><p> The film will engage casual jazz fans but leaves quite a few events unexplained.</p><p> After praising his talent for most of the movie, it's suddenly implied that he was too imitative of the great Bill Evans but finallydeveloped his own sound and style.</p><p> What was it? What was the change? Suddenly, he's selling 100,000albums per release rather than 10,000 and playing for the Pope.</p><p> Can't anyone explain in detail this burstof popularity and how Petrucciani finally found his own voice? That's surely more germane than the leapfrom girlfriend number three to girlfriend number four.</p><p> Finally, you shouldn't have to wait until theclosing credits to finally hear one complete performance from a pianist the film ranks as among the best.This is a heartfelt work certain to garner Petrucciani more fans but it still leaves the uninitiated withmore questions than answers.</p><p> Of course, there's always the music.</p><p> Here's Petrucciani playing "Take The'A' Train," fitting since the film tells us it was seeing Duke Ellington on TV at 4 years of age that made him crazy for the piano.</p><p> ARIRANG no stars out of **** Kim Ki-duk is a Korean filmmaker who turned out a movie a year for more than a decade than hit a wall.</p><p> He had international festival success, especially with Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter...and Spring.</p><p> But hehad a crisis of conscience (perhaps because a woman was almost seriously injured on one of his sets, Ithink) and quit making movies for three years.</p><p> He oversaw two assistant directors who made the leap todirector but otherwise felt creatively blocked.</p><p> For some reason, he decided to produce this docu-essay drama.</p><p> Kim sits in a cabin above a small village, with a tent in the middle of the main room.</p><p> It has almost no amenities but he builds an espresso TOP VIDEO PICKS 1 of 11 One-armed guitarist impresses Bon Jovi Ice Loves Coco Stars Keepit Real Laurence FishburneLeaving CSI MOST DISCUSSED RIGHT NOW 1 of 2 HOT ON FACEBOOK 1 of 3 HOT ON TWITTER 1 of 2 Sponsored Links Part-Time Job $89/Hour: No Experience Required.</p><p> Just Home Internet Access! 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(Kim doesn't seem to realize that great art may expose flaws but doing so is a sign of strength, not weakness and brings no dishonor to a country willing to face the truth.) He screams and curses at actors who want to play bad guys because being evil is so easy.</p><p> And he sings the song "Arirang" over and over again.</p><p> At one point, he becomes so moved whilesinging it that he breaks down in tears.</p><p> At another point, he's moved to tears while watching a scene fromwhat I believe is one of his own movies.</p><p> He's surrounded by posters for his films and artwork.</p><p> He evenfilms himself watching footage of himself rambling on, which isn't meta but just depressingly dull.</p><p> Themovie ends with a fake murder/suicide and yet another rendition of "Arirang." Calling it indulgent is too easy.</p><p> Indulgent implies a certain luxurious giving in to desire of some sort.</p><p> This film is too flat and uninvolving to deserve a term like indulgent.</p><p> Indulgence at least takes a little effort.</p><p> JEANE CAPTIVE/THE SILENCE OF JOAN ** 1/2 out of **** I prefer movies of faith to rely on faith.</p><p> When this look at Joan of Arc -- which focuses on the French maid when she has been captured and ransomed to the British for trial and then burning at the stake --lets an air of mystery surround this woman, it works.</p><p> When we must depend on our own faith in the girl(and the quietly impassioned actress Clemence Poesy who plays her) it can be quite effective.</p><p> Is she mad,stubborn, vain or genuinely hearing the voice of God.</p><p> The look on her face when she sees the ocean forthe first time makes you wonder; Joan can hear the voice of God in the pounding surf -- shouldn't we? This Joan has nothing but her faith, which in this film wavers at first.</p><p> She attempts to kill herself, begging for mercy as she does so and then refuses to talk to God or anyone.</p><p> Only the kind ministrations of a doctor brought in to care for her gives Joan new life.</p><p> And then the voices begin again.</p><p> This is anaustere, interesting movie made with care.</p><p> But it goes seriously off the rails toward the end.</p><p> When theocean's roar is silenced and even the British soldiers are struck dumb by this miracle, the only surprise isthat they don't immediately set her free and beg forgiveness themselves.</p><p> Then even stranger is theappearance of a mystical "traveler" during her trial) played by Mathieu Amalric to vanish out of prisonsand demand everyone repent for how they treat her.</p><p> Finally, Joan's love of God is, I suppose, somehowlinked to the two very minor characters (a beautiful young woman and her lover) that are suddenlynaked and making rapturous love.</p><p> I can't think of any other reason why they should appear just as Joanis burnt to a crisp.</p><p> Director Philippe Ramos should have dropped the mysticism and the romanticism andstuck with the rapture of Joan's devotion.</p><p> If you don't show faith in your actors to capture the holy, thenyour audiences won't show it either.</p><p> HUFFPOST'S BIG NEWS PAGES Video Iran Movies 112th Congress Gulf Oil Spill Healthy Living Health News Natural Disasters Anthony Weiner White House Buy a link here www.WallStreetCareerJournal.com New Policy In California Drivers in Alabama may be eligible for $9 per week car insurance! 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