Michael Giltz: DVDs: My Blueberry Nights -- What Went Wrong, Wong? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-giltz/dvds-emmy-blueberry-night_b_110567.html [4/5/2009 2:05:23 PM] APRIL 5, 2009 HOME POLITICS MEDIA BUSINESS ENTERTAINMENT LIVING STYLE GREEN WORLD CHICAGO COMEDY 23/6 VIDEO BLOGGER INDEX ARCHIVE Make HuffPost Your HomePage Get Email Alerts Twitter: Follow Us BIG NEWS : Angelina Jolie | Madonna | Chris Brown & Rihanna | Paul McCartney | More...</p><p> LOG IN | SIGN UP Michael Giltz BIO Become a Fan Get Email Alerts Bloggers' Index DVDs: My Blueberry Nights -- What Went Wrong, Wong? Posted July 2, 2008 | 06:01 PM (EST) Read More: Christian Slater , Dvds, Heathers, Mishima , Movies, Music , Norah Jones , Paul Schrader , TV Shows , Winona Ryder, Wong Kar Wai, Entertainment News Director Wong Kar Wai is clearly one of the coolest directors in the world.</p><p> He delivered astring of distinctive movies (like ChungkingExpress, As Tears Go By and Fallen Angels ) capped by one of my favorite movies of thedecade, 2000's brilliant, sexy, evocative In TheMood For Love.</p><p> Since then, the sunglasses have remained firmly in place and the cool quotient hasn't budged.</p><p> Butthe movies have... faltered.</p><p> I thought 2046 was a worthy followup albeit very similar in tone, but a second and third viewing haven't made a goodcase for that "ITMFL Redux." Re-doing his action flick Ashes Of Time feels like a momentary exercise.</p><p> An English language remake of the not so great Lady From Shanghai seems a spotty future plan.</p><p> And then there's My Blueberry Nights ($19.98; Weinstein).</p><p> This poorly received film stars Norah Jones as a nice girl who indulges in pie at her local dinerwhen her heart is broken.</p><p> Bizarrely, she has to go on an elaborate road trip in order to understandthat said diner owner -- the wildly adorable Jude Law -- might just be boyfriend material.</p><p> It has allthe usual Wong tics: slow motion, overwhelmingly gorgeous cinematography, a beautiful cast,music that dominates the proceedings and precious, hyper-aware narration.</p><p> And there's theproblem.</p><p> It's not just that My Blueberry Nights fails (filming in a second language is always a challenge), it's that the film fails so spectacularly while embracing the very style that made Wongfamous.</p><p> Not only do you reject this film, but it forces you to rethink your opinion of his earlier work.</p><p> Often, a movie that drips sentimentality or preciousness can get away with it...in Italian or Norwegian or some other tongue.</p><p> You can bet critics that praise certain foreign language filmswould never stand for their open emotionality if the movie were American.</p><p> It's not self-hatred --it's just that certain emotions or certain artifices are easier to swallow with the slight distance that Be the First to Submit This Story to Digg Like this story? 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(If Roberto Benigni's Life Is Beautiful had been an English language film, we'd still be throwing up and Benigni would still be in hiding.) Good Lord, I just mentioned Wong and Benigni in the same breath.</p><p> That's how still-born this movie stubbornly remains.</p><p> No need to panic: He's produced only one bit of wheel-spinning ( 2046 ) and one flop in another language ( Blueberry ) in a career filled with notable films.</p><p> Hopefully Wong will return to his native tongue fully engaged and give us something fresh and new so my concernthat he's run out of tricks will be allayed.</p><p> Also out this week:Mad Men Season One ($49.98; Lionsgate) -- The tag "best show on TV" is a moving target that roams restlessly from series to series.</p><p> One minute it's Curb Your Enthusiasm, the next it's Battlestar Galactica, the minute after that it's The Office and then The Wire.</p><p> Now it's Mad Men, a terrifically acted, compelling drama about advertising executives in the early Sixties.</p><p> Everyone loves the sexy costumes, the endless smoking and drinking and the sleek design (the regular DVD set even comes in a giant lighter-shaped box), but it's really the great actors and subtle performances that make this a winner for any era.</p><p> Jon Hamm is great as the enigmatic lead Don Draper, but January Jones is equally great as his unhappy and unfulfilled wife, Christina Hendricks brings intelligence and wit to the sexy office secretary (and mistress), John Slattery isalways good and I've got a serous weakness for Vincent Kartheiser in the very difficult,unsympathetic role of office weasel.</p><p> One caveat: I found the office politics completely compelling, not to mention the heart attacks and private tribulations.</p><p> The "revelations" about Hamm's personal life however are way too melodramatic and unnecessary to my taste.</p><p> Can't a guy just be private and aloof without a soap-worthy backstory? The less of that the better.</p><p> Loads of extras and in an encouraging sign, the Blu-Ray boxed set is exactly the same price.</p><p> The new season of Mad Men on AMC begins July 27 -- catch up now.</p><p> Shotgun Stories ($24.95; Liberation) - I had to travel to Roger Ebert's film festival in Champaign-Urbana Illinois in order to discover this gem, a quiet, Western-like contemporary drama about two feuding families linked by a just-dead father and simmering anger.</p><p> Violencebegets violence is the sad, inescapable message here, one delivered with power by first-timedirector Jeff Nichols and an intense Michael Shannon.</p><p> One of the best movies of the year and asterling debut.</p><p> Mishima: A Life In Four Chapters and Patriotism ($39.95 and $24.95; Criterion) -- This is the extraordinary utopia that film buffs now live in: I recently attended a screening of Mishima with Paul Schrader in attendance. (It was EbertFest, again.) I'm sure they secured the best printavailable and it was okay albeit a little muddy in the sound department.</p><p> In the past, that wouldhave been virtually your only chance to see the move in any condition whatsoever.</p><p> But now, withDVD, it's available whenever you want.</p><p> Imagine what the history of literature would be like if mostbooks were rarely available for reading.</p><p> This new world of easy accessibility to great prints ofmovies has only been around for about 10 years, really.</p><p> Who knows what effect it will have onimproving the quality of talent down the road? Schrader casually mentioned this disc was comingout and said it would probably be far superior to what they were screening.</p><p> Boy was he right.</p><p> Hisboldest film visually, Mishima is also his strangest and best as a director, thanks to a magnetic central performance, great sets and a brilliant score by Philip Glass.</p><p> Mishima's own short filmPatriotism is fascinating but proves he was a better writer than director.</p><p> Copious extras make it worthwhile for fanatics.</p><p> Vantage Point ($28.96; Sony)/ Drillbit Taylor ($34.99; Paramount) -- Vantage Point is a decent airplane movie about a presidential assassination with a top-notch cast led by Dennis Quaid, Forest Whitaker, Matthew Fox and Sigourney Weaver elevating things somewhat.</p><p> Fine while you wait for the next season of 24.</p><p> Drillbit Taylor stars the affable Owen Wilson in a good concept (school kids hire an adult to protect them from bullies) in search of a good script.</p><p> But let's pause for a moment to look at the idiocy of so many various editions of each title.</p><p> Vantage Point is available as a single disc edition, a two-disc special edition for $34.95, a Blu-Ray edition that costs $10 more than the standard DVD and even more than the special edition but contains basically the standard version.</p><p> Oh and there's a tiny disc version for the PSP.</p><p> FOUR different versions.</p><p> Drillbit has three versions including an "Extended Survival Edition" (mostly some extra scenes) and a Blu- Ray version that costs $5 more.</p><p> Include ALL the extras on th cheapest edition you can put out so that stores don't have to carry three or four different versions.</p><p> And how often do people really want "Washington Unplugged" Arianna was on CBS' "Washington...</p><p> Alex Leo The "Real Housewives Of New York City" Flowchart Of Hate I'm a little embarrassed tolove this show as much as... 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Hint: Click "Reply" at the bottom of the comment; after being approved your comment will appear directly underneath the comment you replied to View Comments: Newest First Expand All Michael Giltz See Profile I'm a Fan of Michael Giltz permalink Tony, don't you own a DVR? I never even remember what day of the week shows air anymore, thanks to DVRs.</p><p> I thought Norah was fine too -- she certainly wasn't the problem, though I don't expect her to do a lot more acting down the road.</p><p> Tony Sachs See Profile I'm a Fan of Tony Sachs permalink Couldn't agree with you more about My Blueberry Nights.</p><p> Wong Kar Wai is my wife's favorite filmmaker, so we saw it in spite of the poor reviews.</p><p> Which, we found, were accurate, because it was a pretty poormovie.</p><p> I thought Norah Jones held up well despite her inexperience and her lack of anythingsubstantial to work with.</p><p> What I found most disappointing, however, is that Wong Kar Wai didn't eventake advantage of shooting on location! Dusty highways in Vegas and all interior shots in NYC.</p><p> What the...? And on a totally different subject, if there's one TV series that's tailor-made for me, it's Mad Men.</p><p> But dammit, I always forget when it's on! 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