ARTS STYLE DESIGN FILM PHOTOGRAPHY AOL MUSIC Michael Giltz Freelance writer and raconteur Posted: March 12, 2011 04:19 PM BIO Become a Fan Get Email Alerts Bloggers' Index 0 55 0 0Amazing Inspiring Funny Scary Hot Crazy Important WeirdTheater: Cactus Flower Wilts Read More: Abe Burrows , Cactus Flower , Cactus Flower Adaptation , Cactus Flower Review , Cactus Flower Reviews , Comedy , How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying , Lois Robbins , Maxwell Caulfield , NY Around Town , NY Culture , Theater , Arts News CACTUS FLOWER * out of **** WESTSIDE THEATRE So many things went wrong during one of the press nights for the revival of this comedy directed by Michael Bush, I thought perhaps we were seeing Noises Off (a show about a problem-plagued theater company) insteadof Cactus Flower.</p><p> Star Maxwell Caulfield struggled with his lines (messing up one bit at the beginning about astewardess that should have had a pay-off at the veryend), a music cue blared into action too soon, and someprops clattered around.</p><p> You might be tempted to dismissthis comedy as a tired work that was dated when itopened 35 years ago; it should have been left on the shelf instead of (finally) being revived for the first significant production in New York, right? Except for one notable exception.</p><p> I'd heard of the show but never saw it or the film adaptation.</p><p> It certainly has a terrific pedigree.</p><p> Cactus Flower was adapted from a French play by Abe Burrows (who should get a much happier revival with How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying ).</p><p> In it, a dentist tells his ditsy but sweet girlfriend that he's married so she won't get serious.</p><p> When he gets serious, his nurse has to pretend to be his wife to reassure the girl she's no home-wrecker.</p><p> It's no surprise that the nurse loves her dentist and the nebbishywriter next door (Jeremy Bobb) loves the kooky girl.</p><p> Complications ensue.</p><p> Somehow, it was a smash hitand ran for more than 1200 performances.</p><p> Lauren Bacall and Brenda Vaccaro starred, but they were bothshafted when it became a film and their roles were played by Ingrid Bergman (such a great comedianne!) 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Because in the midst of this mess, Lois Robbins (a mainstay with roles on four different soaps) somehow manages to deliver a solid, funny performance.</p><p> While everyone else is playingfor laughs and delivering punch lines, Robbins is playing a character and delivering dialogue -- andnaturally, that means she garners most of the laughs.</p><p> I don't mean to oversell her work here.</p><p> Justmaintaining your dignity would be accomplishment enough.</p><p> But Robbins is good enough to make me think that -- who knows? -- maybe Cactus Flower could be revived with the right attitude and cast, a la Boeing Boeing.</p><p> Not that I'm eager to see it brought back anytime soon.</p><p> But I am eager to see Robbins again in a show that let's her show her real talent at its best.</p><p> THE 2010-2011 THEATER SEASON (ratings on a four star system) Angels in America revival at Signature *** out of **** Beautiful Burnout at St.</p><p> Ann's Warehouse ** Blood From A Stone ** 1/2 The Broadway Musicals Of 1921 at Town Hall *** Devil Boys From Beyond ** The Diary Of A Madman with Geoffrey Rush at BAM *** Driving Miss Daisy ** Elf * Elling ** A Free Man Of Color ** 1/2 Gatz *** Good People with Frances McDormand ** The Grand Manner ** The Great Game *** Gruesome Playground Injuries *** The Hallway Trilogy: Nursing ** The Hallway Trilogy: Paraffin *** Striking Distance Of Obama Popeater: Brad and Angelina's Strict Nanny Requirements Shelterpop: Unplugging Appliances: Do I REALLY Have to Do This? 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