ENTERTAINMENT CELEBRITY MEDIA COMEDY MUSIC TV CELEBRITY KIDS MOVIEFONE Michael Giltz Freelance writerGET UPDATES FROM MICHAEL GILTZ Read more Entertainment NewsReact Inspiring Funny Hot Scary Outrageous Amazing Weird CrazyTheater: NYMF #2 -- Friends, Hipsters & Pigeons The new musicals are coming from all sides now at the New York Musical Theatre Festival (or NYMF ).</p><p> That NYMF is pronounced "nymph," and musicals can be like that at this early stage -- coy, charming, and promising alot more than they can ultimately deliver.</p><p> That's especially true of readings.</p><p> You might think a more fully staged show would have a better shot at winning yourheart, but in fact the more fully complete they seem (andthe longer their development history), the less slack you cut a show.</p><p> A reading of a play or musical can send you out into the night brimming with hope (imagine the sets! the costumes! the songs that haven't been written yet!) whereas a more fully realized version let's you deal with what is actually on the stage.</p><p> On the other hand, once you've gone to enough readings, you learn how to spot the warning signs.</p><p> So here are three more musicals, including one reading of a musical that showed that proverbial promise.</p><p> Hopesprings eternal.</p><p> F---ING HIPSTERS ** out of **** SIGNATURE THEATREPoor Yoko Ono.</p><p> Apparently it's going to take another 50 years (at least) before her name is not synonymous with breaking up a band.</p><p> The super cool indie rock band Mark Twain's Moustache (not agood name, by the way) has it all: a loft in Williamsburg, Brooklyn; a devoted and growing fan base; and a small tour that just netted them some $60,000.</p><p> They're so together and with it that in the show's best scene, they overwhelm a record executive from Interscope by spelling out al the numbers in any potentialdeal he might offer and revealing they're much better off staying independent.</p><p> Take that, aging recordlabels! The show begins with them performing "Mean It (But I Don't) But I Do" a convincingly catchy number that you can believe is the song of a group on the cusp of bigger success.</p><p> Then the geekily cool Evangeline (a sweet Heather Robb) tells lead singer Lars (Brandon Wardell) she's written a song (her first) and wants to perform it for him.</p><p> We quickly realize she's declaring her love, though of course best pal Lars MOST POPULAR ON HUFFPOST 1 of 2 Fox News Viewers Know Less Than People Who Watch No News: Study Loyal Dog Refuses To Leave Owner's Grave, Goes Week Without Food Charlie Angus What if They Declared an Emergency and No One Came? Kris Humphries: Husband From Hell? FOLLOW US Funny Thanksgiving QuotesTurkey Day Parade Obama Girls Are Grown Up!Jean Paul Gaultier: From the Catwalk to the...EDITION: U.S.</p><p> November 24, 2011 Like 63 Posted: 10/5/11 01:45 PM ET SHARE THIS STORY Submit this storyGet Entertainment Alerts Sign UpPHOTO GALLERIES Like 311K Like 40K Like 42K Recommend 755CONNECT FRONT PAGE POLITICS BUSINESS ENTERTAINMENT TECH MEDIA LIFE & STYLE CULTURE COMEDY HEALTHY LIVING WOMEN LOCAL MORELike 51KRihanna Movies Television The Oscars Game Changers 2011 More Log inremains clueless to this for most of the show.</p><p> That song -- "Hypothetical Girl" -- is a genuine winner, sweet and funny and catchy.</p><p> Feist would be lucky to have it.</p><p> You immediately settle back and think, ok, this is going to be good.</p><p> Unfortunately, that's it for musical highlights from the show. (The lyrics are by Lori Scarlett and the music is by Scarlett and John Ballinger.) But Lars and Evangeline get along like gangbusters with each other and the band's gay couple Tomatoes (Kyle Lamar Mitchell) and Buck (Luke Smith).</p><p> This couple borders on painful cliche -- they buy $200moisturizer, head to the gym, celebrate an alterna-religion based on mixed drinks and Tomatoes is the wise voice of reason, honey.</p><p> The two actors however, maintain their dignity and offer some sweet vocals in their short intro to the song "OMG!" when they thank God in prayer for silly things.</p><p> It all comes crashing apart when Josie (Emily Borromeo) comes to town.</p><p> They catch her singing and rapping to "F---ing Hipsters" in a club, Lars falls hard (breaking Evangeline's heart) and before you knowit, Josie is settled into their loft and borrowing thousands of dollars from Lars.</p><p> This woman is clearly bad,bad news.</p><p> When she tells them her life story of hatefully cruel adopted parents followed by a wildly abusive boyfriend who had her under lock and key for years, the tales were so over the top and ridiculous I actually laughed, assuming we were supposed to see right through her.</p><p> Instead, her story was taken atface value by our wholesome but clueless gang.</p><p> Needless to say, Josie tears the band apart with her shenanigans and it takes a village (or at least fans and friends throughout Brooklyn) to set things right again.</p><p> Josie is a very confusing character.</p><p> We first spot her at a club singing (not very well) a song; she's snagged a gig just minutes after arriving in New York City.</p><p> You might rightly assume Josie -- an uber fanwho wins the guys over with her deep knowledge of their music and even Evangeline's online musings -- will create havoc by getting Lars to have her start performing with them.</p><p> Instead, the fact that she seems to want to be a pop star just like them is never mentioned again.</p><p> Josie's stories and increasingly elaboratelies are so transparent the next logical alternative is that the other band members will voice their suspicions and infuriate Lars, who is blinded by love.</p><p> Instead, despite a few modest protestations early on, they all accept Josie and repeatedly say how cool she is and how much they like and accept her.</p><p> Theirfights are not over this devious woman who is sucking Lars dry financially; their fights are over relativelymundane procedural moves as to how the band is run.</p><p> Tomatoes seems to want them to follow Robert's Rules Of Orders even in a moment of crisis when an understandable suggestion -- let's put on a benefit concert! -- is treated as a betrayal.</p><p> Again, shouldn't Josie be the reason for their split and not somethingunimportant like this? Finally, we're rooting all along for the sweet Evangeline to triumph but it would be nice not to have to take her suitability for Lars on faith; we need more of a sense that they're really made for each other andhe's dumb not to realize it.</p><p> As it is, they seem more like brother and sister than lovers fated to be.</p><p> None of these plot issues would matter as much if the songs were better.</p><p> After the first two, it's downhill, with "F--- On" particularly wasting a clever twist on "F--- off!" with a song that doesn't make use of it well.</p><p> Plus, the main singers are not strong.</p><p> Wardell as Lars should be a charismatic front man.</p><p> He canhandle the lower register decently, but whenever called upon to rock out or hit a high note, his thin voicecan't deliver.</p><p> Borromeo is also quite weak on her one big number.</p><p> It's notable that after Evangeline's winning little ditty, the vocal highlights come from the gay sidekicks in a very brief passage...and from fans who join in on the band's hit song during the finale.</p><p> It doesn't help that none of the band plays instruments for most of the show; the music is mostly provided by performers off stage.</p><p> The brief moments when Evangeline plays a xylophone and Lars strumsa guitar have that much more power because the music is coming from them.</p><p> If a cast that could rock out was found, it would help quite a bit.</p><p> The climax is ludicrous and there's a cheat in the costuming when we see Josie in hospital garb -- not fair, even if the show does want to retain an air of mystery about Josie's true nature.</p><p> Finally, the heart of the story should be the band, not this con artist.</p><p> So wasting the 11 o'clock number on trying to win thesoul of this grifter feels like a seriously misplaced focus.</p><p> One assumes the actors were cast for their acting and in that category they come through, rescuing the ultimately confused book with their sincerity.</p><p> Director and choreographer John Carrafa keeps thingsmoving smoothly, even when the book gets bumpy.</p><p> None of this can make F---ing Hipsters good, but it does make it watchable.</p><p> TIME BETWEEN US * 1/2 out of **** MCGINN CAZALE THEATRE Kirstie Alley Looking Good Jenny From The Block's Fiat Commercial A Sham Bourbon Distillery To Obama: 'Give Us The Bird' Justin Takes Paternity Test, Then Serenades Selena Jack Wagner Confronted By Long Lost Daughter DON'T MISS HUFFPOST BLOGGERS 1 of 5 Dr.</p><p> Peggy Drexler We Can Be Thankful for Each Other Dylan Ratigan This Thanksgiving, Occupy Yourself More Entertainment News at THR.com Like 197 Like 3K Like 165 Recommend 597 Like 186 'G.I.</p><p> Joe' Sequel Crew Member Dies On Set Jennifer Lopez's Love For Bodysuits (Photos) Cameron Crowe Reveals How He Seduced Matt DamonFor 'We Bought A Zoo';Names His 5 FavoriteMovies Miss Piggy KeepsPaparazzi at Bay byTossing Cupcakes READ MORE Melanie Amaro Reveals Her'True Self' on X Factor READ MORE Tiffani Thiessen: We HaveAs this show starts, we hear classical-sounding vocalizing coming from backstage, which let's us know we are not in Rodgers & Hart territory right off the bat.</p><p> That's fine, but the music by Brett Schrier and the lyrics by Schrier & Tess Barker (they also wrote the book) confuse the art song with a lack of melody.</p><p> Throughout the show, it's hard to tell one song from another, with the modest exception of part of "ThePerfect Wedding," which begins in a nicely comic mode and then devolves into art song territory again. (The score is performed ably by Schrier on piano and Ben Larsen on cello.) The vocal lines are also very awkward.</p><p> Time and again when our two leads should be duetting it sounds more like their voices are clashing discordantly.</p><p> I blame not the performers but the songs they're asked to sing.</p><p> Those performers are Kristy Cates as Morgan and Kasey Marino as her gay best friend Matthew.</p><p> They're best friends living in the heartland with aspirations for artistic success.</p><p> She wants to work in fashion; hewants to be a photographer.</p><p> We meet them fresh out of college and working as substitute teachers, stillholding on to their dreams.</p><p> Matthew takes the plunge and heads to New York City whereas Morgan somehow lands a promising job in fashion of some sort right where they live.</p><p> The pressures of work -- the long hours, the busy nights -- get harder and harder on Morgan until she decides she'd rather have a life and chooses marriage and family over fashion.</p><p> Even when her talent was so good that she's offered an even better job, her husbandpressures her to stick with teaching (no long hours there!) and raising the kids.</p><p> Matthew of course, makes a huge success in New York.</p><p> A golden opportunity to shoot a magazine cover means he can't even make his best friend's wedding.</p><p> He lives in a sterile apartment in the city all alone,even as he trots the globe on assignment and has his work displayed in the Louvre.</p><p> Somehow, despite being a wealthy and world famous photographer, Matthew remains miserably alone.</p><p> They drift apart, say hurtful things to each other, lose track but ultimately reunite and unconvincingly insist they've beenrooting for each other all along. (In fact, we've watched them not root for each other for years and years.) It all feels rather cliched: the woman forced to choose family over career (Morgan falls so far down that this fashion nut is reduced to wearing an oversized "I Heart New York" t-shirt and then drips ketchup onit) and the gay man who has no personal life.</p><p> The show might have seemed a tad fresher if they'd switched roles and it was the gay man who adopted kids and stayed home and the woman who had a career.</p><p> That wouldn't change the fact that the songs they sing leave no impression. it doesn't help that Tom Rainey plays The Man, or as I thought of him The Voice of Doom.</p><p> He walks onstage at funereal pace and ends scenes with a dramatically announced line such as (I paraphrase) "Doyou really think you can accept that job and keep this family together?" The pace drags as well, with director Richard Amelius leaving awkward pauses between a number of scenes as they transition from one moment to the next.</p><p> Despite all of this, Cates and Marino do manage to make their characterssomewhat specific and give their friendship a believability that carries us through the very rough patches with a belief that something is genuinely at stake.</p><p> Time Between Us may drag, but they do their best.</p><p> THE PIGEON BOYS *** out of **** TBG THEATRE Essentially a staged reading of a new musical, this promising work tells the little known story of the men who trained and worked with homing pigeons used for communication throughout World War II, a thousands year old practice that would end after the war to end all wars thanks to modern technology.</p><p> It almost feels like a song cycle, with three men declaiming their part in the war and their love of the birds they care for -- one is the German Gunter (Ben Davis), one is the Brit Julian (Charlie Brady) andone is the New Yorker Sandy (David Perlman). (By the way, with the Brit called Julian, it's confusing tohave the Yank also have a "soft" name like Sandy.</p><p> Maybe something more ethnic or blunt for that regular guy feel?) Gunter's songs are akin to classical lieder, with a certain martial air early on as he describes his dedication to his work.</p><p> Julian has an early charmer of a tune when he sings about the girl back home and Sandy is just a guy crazy about birds and missing his folks and kid sister.</p><p> Stylistically, Gunter's music hasthat operatic feel, with Sandy's more casual songs having a Broadway feel and Julian's musings falling somewhere in the middle.</p><p> This unique identity for each character reflecting their countries could be brought out even more.TOP VIDEO PICKS 1 of 9 MOST DISCUSSED RIGHT NOW 1of 2 HOT ON FACEBOOK 1 of 3 HOT ON TWITTER 1of 2 More Celebrity News at People.com'Built In' Babysitters READ MORE Matt Smith and Daisy Lowe Split? 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