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POLDARK THE COMPLETE COLLECTION ($79.99; Acorn) -- Don't tell my mother, but Downton
Abbey has swiftly declined from a pale imitation of the original Upstairs Downstairs to a pale imitation
of Falcon Crest. She's enjoying the show but I quickly switched from eagerness to see if the second
season could build on the over-praised first to laughter at its foolishness to boredom. The first season
lifted entire plot lines from U/D (and shamelessly from Mrs. Miniver ) but it was fun. This season it has
gone completely off the rails, with episodes ending with soap-like revelations (complete with "da-dum!"
foreboding musical cues), characters behaving utterly without rhyme or reason from one moment to the
next. Why, for example, has Isobel Crawley gone from a sensible if blunt woman to a blithering idiot?The plot twists come so fast and furious all you can do is laugh. But they keep coming at a ludicrous pace,
until even the guilty pleasure is drained out of it. Having seen the entire season, trust me -- it doesn't pull
itself together. Maggie Smith still manages to swat down one-liners with aplomb, but the rest of the fine
cast is thoroughly at a loss. You'd be much better off watcing Poldark , an earlier generation's PBS
sensation. This has all the pleasures of Downton, including the period setting and juicy storylines. But it'sintelligently done and the characters don't change from moment to moment and it all wraps up nicely intwo seasons (even though there were many more books for them to draw upon.) Downton , I fear, is going
to be with us for many years to come.
LADY AND THE TRAMP ($39.99 BluRay combo; Disney) -- It's a knee jerk reaction to refer to every
single Disney animated film as a classic. But right below the top-tier of Snow White and Pinocchio and
others, you'll find the second tier of very good films that are charming and have stood the test of time --even if they're not stone cold masterpieces. In that group resides Lady and the Tramp , a sweet and
charming tale bolstered by Peggy Lee's terrific songs and one of the most romantic kisses in screenhistory. No wonder it's on the cover of this set, which looks great and features the strong extras that aDisney production deserves.
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March, which did in fact garner an Oscar nomination for director George Clooney's screenplay. All
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TOM PETTY AND THE HEARTBREAKERS: LIVE IN CONCERT ($17.97 BluRay; Image) -- TheU2 documentary is a fine straightforward documentary that appeared in the lavish reissue of AchtungBaby. This edition is longer than that one, which seems pretty cruel if you forked over more than $100
for the set. Still, it's a solid look at a turning point in the band's career, albeit strictly for fans of the band
already. Richard Thompson is a sterling live act and one of my all-time favorites, but this concert is for
his album Dream Attic , which is not one of his best. Since the concert leans so heavily on it, this show is
simply good and doesn't scale the peaks Thompson so often does. Chris Isaak has quietly gone about
amassing a chunk of great singles, but this awkward combination of two concerts contains three songsthat appear on both (a lot when the shows only include 11 or 12 tunes). He's fun and in good voice butdeserves a better live document. Unlike U2, the LA band X delivered a really memorable documentaryabout their group before calling it a day, though X: The Unheard Music has been overlooked for years,
thanks to its lack of availability. This fine new set with extras should remedy that. Finally, Tom Petty andthe Heartbreakers are a legendary live act, but like Springsteen, they've never been well captured on film.The same, sadly, is true here of this fine but unremarkable performance for Soundstage .
A VERY HAROLD & KUMAR CHRISTMAS ($35.99; Warner Bros.) -- Maybe it was the holiday
season, but this third H&K movie got closer to the sweet spirit of the original than the rather sour sequel.
And of course there can never be enough of Neil Patrick Harris in self-mocking, lady-killer mode. Thoughthe 3-D was used extensively in theaters, for some odd reason it's just kind of dumbly amusing to see all
sorts of things flying out at the camera even in 2-D. Will there be a fourth? Of course there will be a
fourth.
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A STAR IS BORN 1937 ($29.95 BluRay; Kino)
Wings was the last silent film (indeed the only silent film) to win the Oscar for Best Picture and it's also
memorable for one of the great screen debuts -- Gary Cooper makes a tremendous impression in a small
role as a doomed pilot. It may soon be joined by the silent homage The Artist in that rare category. This
nicely restored BuRay showcases the still fun if creaky movie and kicks off a series of Paramount
restorations. To Kill A Mockingbird is also beautifully presented by Universal, which makes sense for one
of the films that truly deserves the word beloved. I like it better than the book but have never been crazy
about either (it's usually good to keep that to yourself on a first date; I can't tell you how often people say,
"But that's my favorite book!") And A Star Is Born is always ripe for remake, but the Janet Gaynor and
Frederick March edition is too often overshadowed by the Judy Garland and James Mason take. Thissharp-looking restoration is good though the all-but absent extras are not up to standard for a movie
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REAL STEEL ($39.99 BluRay; Touchstone/Disney) -- Why Transformers continues to make loads of
money is beyond me. I understand fans turning out for the original and then seeing the sequel with
hopes it might be better. But surely by the time of this third edition, it's clear the noisiest and dumbestfranchise around can't be bothered to do anything but smash things together. The 3-D was pointless inthe theater, frankly and it might even be marginally less tiresome to watch the movie on 2-D at homethan with the glasses. That doesn't however make the movie any good. Real Steel at least bothered to
come up with a plot, albeit a hackneyed one about a dad finding common ground with his estranged sonby building and fighting robot boxers. Hugh Jackman has terrible taste in scripts (or needs a managerwho does). To go from this to appearing on Broadway where he can sing "Stepping Out" and then begreeted by literally thousands of adoring fans afterwards...well, it's a miracle if he ever makes a movie
again.
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SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE ($14.99 BluRay; Miramax) -- First let me note the happy fact of falling
prices for BluRay. I never thought they should have been priced a penny more than DVDs and it's nice tosee classic titles coming out at $15 and $20 price points, with sale prices even lower. Gary Oldman wouldbe my pick for best actor this year for his work on Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. But he's been wowing us for
decades, including his marvelously unhinged immersion into the role of Sid Vicious. Robin Williams tore
it up in the uneven Good Morning Vietnam but wisely got out-of-the-way in Dead Poets and ceded the
stage to the talented young students led by Robert Sean Leonard and Ethan Hawke. Finally, Shakespeare
In Love is often seen as lighter fare that robbed Saving Private Ryan of its Best Picture Oscar, but it's a
fun romp and holds up quite nicely thank you.
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and has just passed its 25th anniversary in existence. This lavish one-time staging at the Royal Albert
Hall is a live performance starring Ramin karimloo and Sierra Boggess for broadcast around the world. it
avoids the sterility of the Joel Schumacher film and adds a little oomph to a show so many people have
seen in person already. I'll take the music of Cats, Evita and Jesus Christ Superstar over this, but
virtually everyone else in the world seems to disagree with me. If you like it, this is a fine live version.
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seen David Suchet's definitive performance as Agatha Christie's Hercule Poirot, but I was not there at the
start. So I'm very excited to begin this series at the beginning and follow him all the way through fromthe first mystery they broadcast ("The Adventure Of The Clapham Cook") right down to the finalwhatever (Suchet is determined to film every single Poirot tale, whatever its origin). I don't think Poirotfans are obsessed with picture quality, but the BluRay looks very good. It's a pity they couldn't have putout a massive boxed set with, say, half of the entire run in chronological order in one place, rather thandribbling out these season by season releases for a show that has been on so long. But you can't haveeverything...unless you're a Star Trek fan. Paramount is determined to give you what you want and surely
those fans do care about hi-def. This teaser set contains three episodes from ST: TNG converted into
high-definition and the results are pretty stunning as far as the level of detail now visible. it's sure to get
fans chomping at the bit for the BluRay released of the entire series after such careful remastering.
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it's usually films I've seen like Shakespeare In Love and To Kill A Mockingbird. But when Criterion
reissues a movie, it's sometimes a movie I'm completely unfamiliar with but am certain to find
fascinating. I can't wait to get to the bullfighting drama The Moment Of Truth , by Italian director
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from their marvelous Eclipse series comes three documentaries by Gorin that focus on twin sisters,
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reissued in the last few weeks -- To Kill A Mockingbird, A Star Is Born, Wings and so on. I've casually
mentioned that they look good to great. It's easy to take for granted the work and expense that needs togo into those releases so they do look good...but not when you're faced with lazy work done here. Thisbatch of six titles from the MGM library are all on BluRay and trust me, these are not restorations oreven remasterings but just whatever print was available slapped onto Bluray and then given the insultingtagline "The Ultimate high-Definition Experience." Uh, hardly, not when my years-old DVDs lookvirtually the same. The beginning of Woody Allen's Manhattan is one of the most famed openers in film
history and should stun you with its lavish black and white. Here it looks grainy and ugly, as if smog hasdescended on New York. After all these years, you'd think they'd want to do it right. The same is true with
every other film here; they are at best no better than the most recent DVD releases. That's puzzling to say
the least since by now studios realize the value in their film libraries and few directors are more popular
than Alfred Hitchcock. But here he have one of his best ( Notorious ), one of his worst ( Spellbound ) and a
work-for-hire that won Best Picture ( Rebecca ) all delivered with indifference. Ditto Woody Allen's
Manhattan and Annie Hall, as well as Billy Wilder's coruscating The Apartment. I would have two or
three of these six films on my all-time best list. But if you already own them, there's no reason to buy
these BluRays. And if you don't own them, buy a used or new DVD at a cheaper price and wait until they
do it right.
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04:38 PM on 02/14/2012
Time to revive "The Pallisers"!
12:24 AM on 02/14/2012
Agree. DOWNTOWN started off well last season, except for the MINIVER plagiarism, but this
season has been cheap soap opera cliché. Really disappointing. I am surprised that the same writer
who gave us GOSFORD PARK has stooped to this.
10:33 AM on 02/13/2012
Nice to see a mention of "The Unheard Music" but I have to inform you that ~X~ have not called it a
day - they've been on tour pretty much constantly since last year, including a trip to South Americaopening for Pearl Jam. They just haven't recorded new music since the 90s - but thanks for the
mention of a truly great documentary of a truly great band.
10:11 AM on 02/11/2012
Thanks for mentioning Poldark which stands up pretty well despite being made 35 years earlier!
Since it was based on Winton Graham's novels, the character development was carefully thoughtthrough! In those days they didn't use music to tell you want to think all the time. It was shot with
multi-cameras too, so they performed it like a play which gives each scene a driving energy.
Poldark fans might like to know that the star, Robin Ellis, is also a blogger, focused on life in rural
France, cooking and healthy eating--especially for people with Type 2 diabetes. His approach is theopposite of Paula Deen's. http://robin-ellis.net/ You can fine him on Facebook too.
12:39 AM on 02/11/2012
I only read the part about Downton Abbey, and i will just say this: Upstairs Downstairs was fairlyengaging at the time it came out, but the production values are so outdated it is very hard to watchat this point. The downstairs was far more interesting than the upstairs in that series.
Downton Abbey's plot is good enough to keep it going, however derivative, but it is the
delightfulness of the characters, both up and down , as well as the beauty of the place, the artdirection, the costumes, the props! that make it fully engaging to me. It is GORGEOUS!!!
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08:51 PM on 02/10/2012
I disagree. I am thoroughly enjoying this period piece. It's fascintating to see how life was for the
uber rich during this time. Can not imagine having servants to do everything for you. The life of theroyals still revolve around much of the same treatment I imagine.
07:18 PM on 02/10/2012
At least I'm not the only person who thinks Downton isn't so great this 2nd season. The long-lost
heir sent me over the edge.
01:18 PM on 02/10/2012
Downton Abbey is so fab! Master Piece Theater is delivering a series that beats everything on TV
imo. I can't wait for the 3rd season with Shirley McClain.
12:40 PM on 02/10/2012
We have really enjoyed watching Downton Abbey. It is just too classy for the people that like all thereality tv shows that we have on TV today. There are some TV shows that are plain boring to watch.This just proves that there is a generation gap when it comes to what is considered qualityTelevision. Americans will fight to keep their quality PBS TV shows! Whether they like it or not!
03:40 AM on 02/10/2012
DOWNTON ABBEY is still quality television with exceptional actors/characters that continue to beabsorbing. I am thoroughly thrilled that there will be a third season. Ah, critics - they can't do it butthey can sure knock it.
04:38 AM on 02/10/2012
Hi Gloria, thanks for commenting; you're certainly one of many who is enjoying the showand glad for a third season. I'd much rather hear your defense of the show rather than thetired old complaint that anyone who criticizes anything is just a whiny critic who can't
actually write a novel/make a movie/record an album, etc. it is indeed a talented cast, but
the plot twists are so absurd now. SPOILER through last week's episode seven: Matthewhas gone from being paralyzed to feeling a twinge to leaping to his feet and dancing inabout three episodes, Edith falls in love with her third man and even though he's supposedto be the long-lost and presumed dead fiance of Mary, as far as I can tell Mary doesn'teven exchange a single private word with him but vehemently denies he could be that manand on and on. It just became too daytime soapy for me. Have you ever seen the original
Upstairs, Downstairs? The first season is a little slow, but it's ultimately a great series you
might like as well.
08:59 AM on 02/10/2012
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fiance of Mary, as far as I can tell Mary doesn't even exchange a single private
word with him but vehemently denies he could be that man and on and on...." It is
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03:32 PM on 02/14/2012
The timeline in the series is awfully fast. They went from the aftermath of theTitanic to the end of WWI in the blink of an eye. They'll be into the 20's at the startof series 3. So it's entirely possible that Matthew got well over a period of months ifnot years. And nobody ages. I can see why so many have issues with this season,but all the same, I'm still enjoying it.
03:29 AM on 02/10/2012
I tried to get interested in the program but it seemed less like a show about people and more aboutstereotypes from every period movie ever made. Awhile ago i jokes that British dramas seem to*start* with whatever period costumes they can locate, then characters & plots are built-up aroundthem. Every time I tuned in to that show I hit on a scene with the camera framed to feature thecostume while the wearer looks meaningfully over her shoulder.
12:11 AM on 02/10/2012
"Donwton Abbey has gone down, down, down in quality". Apparently, so has proof reading.
04:39 AM on 02/10/2012
As soon as I saw the typo, I just knew this very joke would be made. Thanks for pointingout the error. I am my only proof reader, which leads to the very mistakes you see when Ipost and must dash before giving it a final read.
05:35 PM on 02/09/2012
Michael, I totally agree about the 'Downton downturn'. Pee-yew. It is getting to be a total waste oftime. The good news for me is I discovered the new Sherlock, that airs right after DA. Veryentertaining and well acted. DA is over-rated by most viewers. I'm looking forward to seeing U/D .It's
on tonight. It was on when I was a kid but I don't remember much of it.
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the tale. Other highlights include "With That Kind Of Money," "Time For Andy," and "Handyman From
Heaven." That's a lot of highlights for any show.
Along with those strong melodies, the strength of this show is the excellent cast. Leviton does a great job
with the regular Joe Rob and Federer is believable as his no-nonsense wife. She gets frustrated at hisoccasional dimness but gosh she loves the lug. That's not so easy to get across, but Federer does it easily.
Best of all is Ramey as the scheming Andy. His excellent voice and Tool Time persona make him perfectfor the frustrated friend of Rob. Ramey wisely never overplays the villainy, which roots the whole silly
venture in a realistic vein. All the supporting players are fun in their various roles, from Amanda Brutonas a pal of Jackie to Joseph Ryan Harrington as the Kid to Anthony Festa , who makes you wish the beach
were always open for swimming.
Edward Pierce does a good job with the scenic design, though the pool represented by a rod with hanging
down algae is a minor disappointment. (Surely something more imaginative could be created.)Choreographer Wendy Seyb keeps her not so limber cast moving nicely and directors Jeremy Dobrish
and Gina Rattan oversee it all with keep-it-moving economy.
Now the areas that need work. Rob sings about 17 odes to the joys of chlorine when really we only needed
one. Ditto the flashbacks to childhood where Rob is constantly playing with chlorine; he's constantly
being yelled at and told there's not future in chlorine. We get it; he's crazy about pool cleaning.
The requiems for a whale which are interspersed are meant to underline the pollution in the ocean I
guess, but they feel out of place and slow the action down.
A key flashback is botched: we see Rob and Andy back when they were partners in the pool cleaning
business. About the only essential idea we've learned about Rob is that he's a sweetheart and lovescleaning pools. But in the flashback suddenly he's lazy on the job (and not because he's caught up in the
raptures of chlorine) and even seems to take credit when Andy deserves it as well. He's not much of a
team player and we can understand why Andy resents him. But that's surely not the point. Far better ifwe saw Andy shirking his duties and taking advantage of Rob even back then without Rob actuallyknowing it. Seeing Rob still get the girl and credit for his skills would be the festering sore for Andy, not a
genuine resentment of a slob who didn't do his fair share of the work. That just throws the show out of
whack.
Even worse is the flashback that shows Rob responsible for the death of his mother presumably because
he over-chlorinated the pool. I kept waiting for another flashback where we'd find out the youthful Andywas actually responsible (unintentionally, I imagined). But no, Rob killed his mom? Huh? This feelswildly out of place in the show. That might create a problem for the song where the ghost of Rob's mom
comes back in the form of a black woman to sing him a clue to his conundrum over how to properly
chlorinate the ocean. But not really -- just have his wife prepare him some food so Rob can complain his
late mother made it better. "Well, let her make it for you then" she cam complain loudly. This could add
to their friction and poof, you've got a dream sequence ready to go. I'd also add an earlier hint of Rob'saffection for a certain sitcom to make a late show surprise (quite a fun one) not seem so far out of leftfield. If a celeb's not available down the road, let the actress playing his mom play him too.
So straightening out the back story, focusing the tension between Rob and Andy, cutting the grisly fact of
Rob's matricide, removing the whale funeral music, and letting just one or two references to chlorinestand in for the hundreds already filling the show and you've got yourself a breezy silly show with great
roles for non-traditional leads (ie. guys who ain't so young or pretty anymore). Here's hoping that the
Cincottis have caught the musical theater bug.
CENTRAL AVENUE BREAKDOWN ***
SIGNATURE THEATRE
This is the return of Central Avenue Breakdown , which I first saw at NYMF in 2011. Here's my original
review.The story remains the same: a family moves to Los Angeles with the dream of seeing dad William make it
big on the jazz scene. In a painful scene that's more subtle and effective this time around, we realize he's
just outclassed. That doesn't stop the dream however. William starts teaching music to locals and passes
on his passion to his sons, the dutiful Bill and the fiery and more talented Jim. Bill is soon workingsteadily as a sideman in swing bands (good enough to get called up to the big time and join DukeEllington) while Jim is drawn to bebop. He doesn't want people to dance to his music, he wants them to
sit and listen. And when they don't (at first) it drives him to despair. Toss in a beautiful Hollywood movie
star who can swing a tune like Anita O'Day for a love triangle and the racial prejudice of LA cops in thatera for some simmering violence and you've got yourself a show.
This updated version directed and choreographed again by Christopher Windom is more focused and
successful. They've tossed out an unnecessary framing device and made clearer the romance between the
movie star Jane and Bill, making her affair with Jim all the more painful. I wish Rebecca LaChance had
been given more motivation for that betrayal that she and Jim indulge in. But overall, her character andTreatment
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one with more confidence this time around. (She was always aces with her act two number "UnnaturalAttraction.") Albert Christmas and Stacey Sargeant are world weary but unbowed as the parents while
Juson Williams is having a blast and serves as the master of ceremony as the exuberant Thaddeus
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The two brothers are very charismatic as portrayed by Joshua Boone as Bill and Rod Lawrence as Jim.
It's clearer now in this production that Bill has talent and confidence of his own, even though jim is thegenius. That makes their brotherly back and forth more effective. Lawrence is also subtler with thedescent into addiction. These are two very tricky, rewarding parts with the actors called on to belt outsome numbers and swing through pages of dialogue at other points in some very ambitious tunes by
Kevin Ray. (The book is by Ray & Andrea Lepcio, with additional story by Suellen Vance. Lepcio's
contributions have sharpened things up nicely.) Both actors are stronger in the dramatic scenes thansome of the exceptionally difficult tunes they have to navigate, but both also shine at certain points.
Central Avenue Breakdown still feels a little too schematic in its good brother/brother gone astray tale
with heroin addiction and an upbeat finale colliding rather abruptly at the end. But with the strong cast,
swinging band and some terrific tunes, it convincingly gives a glimpse into the jazz world of LA back inthe day. The work they've put into it has paid off with a more satisfying evening of theater. It may not be
ready to jump to Broadway, but at times it does jump and jive and that's an accomplishment indeed.
THE THEATER SEASON 2012-2013 (on a four star scale)
As You Like it (Shakespeare In The Park w Lily Rabe) ****
Chimichangas And Zoloft *
Closer Than Ever ***
Cock ** 1/2
Harvey with Jim Parsons *
My Children! My Africa! ***
Once On This Island ***
Potted Potter *
Storefront Church ** 1/2
Title And Deed ***
Picture Incomplete (NYMF) **
Flambe Dreams (NYMF) **
Rio (NYMF) **
The Two Month Rule (NYMF) *
Trouble (NYMF) ** 1/2
Stealing Time (NYMF) **
Requiem For A Lost Girl (NYMF) ** 1/2
Re-Animator The Musical (NYMF) ***
Baby Case (NYMF) ** 1/2
How Deep Is The Ocean (NYMF) ** 1/2
Central Avenue Breakdown (NYMF) ***
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