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DVDs: How To Watch The Wire
Posted August 15, 2008 | 05:06 PM (EST)
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Okay, The Wire's fifth and final season is now out
on DVD ($59.99; HBO) and you've heard all the
rave reviews. So what are you waiting for? Ifyou're a fan of intelligent, hard-hitting dramaswith complex storylines and compellingcharacters, you simply must take the time towatch The Wire. Maybe Murder She Wrote is as
complex a TV drama as you like to deal with.Maybe you found Friday Night Lights a bit too
raw and 7th Heaven is more your speed. But if
you've been absorbed by The Sopranos or Hill Street Blues or NYPD Blue or The Shield or
Deadwood , you need to watch The Wire. It truly is one of the best TV dramas of all time. But you
knew that -- you've seen the reviews. Here are a few pointers for diving into this and really anydrama available on DVD.
1. Wait til the current season is over -- The Wire has shut down for good, so you have the
great pleasure of sitting down to watch Season One, knowing exactly how many seasons the show
will run and that they're all waiting for you as soon as you're ready. This is like glancing ahead to
see how many pages a novel is before you begin. Reading a 210 page novel is very different from
reading an 874 page tome. The Wire includes 60 episodes made over 5 seasons. I understand
playing catch-up, diving into a series like Battlestar Galactica mid-run so you can see what the
fuss is about. But it's always good to have every extant episode available at your fingertips. Someshows annoyingly wait till right before the new season begins before releasing the previous season
on DVD. In the UK, they smartly put a season out on DVD as soon as it's over.
2. Keep your finger on the subtitle button -- if you avoided The Wire during its initial run or
on HBO's On Demand service, you get one very helpful bonus. When watching an episode on DVD,
you can call up the English subtitles displaying the dialogue when one of the characters mumblestheir line or uses slang you can't parse out. On almost every episode, there's usually at least oneline that remains a puzzle no matter how many times you rewind (I'm not up on Baltimore streetslang) and that button sure comes in handy. The thug Snoop is an especially indelible character,
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Michael Giltz: DVDs: How To Watch The Wire
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-giltz/dvds-how-to-watch-emthe-w_b_119253.html[4/5/2009 1:43:45 PM]but she has a low growl of a voice that is darn near indecipherable.
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It only took me two episodes back in Season 1 to get hooked on The Wire. I watched every episode
that followed, and waited impatiently between seasons for the next story to start. I would watch eachepisode several times a week, always finding things I hadn't seen or understood in the previous viewing-- it was (and is) that densely textured. When it ended after Season 5, I went through withdrawal; I wassimply unwilling to let these characters go.
So now, with the release of the Season 5 DVD, I am just so jealous of all the people who will buy or
rent it for their first viewing. And for those of you who've yet to see a single episode, you simply haveno idea what's in store. I am jealous of you Wire virgins most of all.
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I was waiting for Season 5 of The Wire to come out on DVD ... so now going to start at Season 1 andwork my way through the whole series. I'm also looking forward to catching up on South Park ... I'm abit behind ... but that's what Netflix is for! Thanks for the DVD information as always!


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I discovered the Wire at about this time last year. Since then I've been totally absorbed by the greatest
achievement in the history of television. Anyone looking for a great complex adult drama must buyevery single season.
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Or netflix them or borrow them from a friend! But do watch it. Thanks for reading
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