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Twisted Sister
lives
WHICH heavy metal artist shredded a
live chicken on stage? You'll find out as
VHl delves into some of the most outra­
geous, shocking, and hilarious antics of
the genre's notorious artists on Monday's
"100 Most Metal Moments."
The cable channel chose the perfect
narrator for this freak-out show: Dee
Snider of Twisted Sister. Snider main­
tained his sanity and stayed away from
chemically altering his perspective -he's
one of the few people left from that era
who can actually remember what really
happened.
"Being clean and sober and healthy and
intelligent in the '80s, I was essentially an
alien," laughs Snider, taking a break from
recording "House of Hair," his nationally
syndicated radio show heard on 165 sta­
tions that celebrates metal.
"I've been married to the same woman
for 28 years! Now they're all coming
[over] to my side and cleaning up. I'm thinking of doing smack because I want to
be an individual," Snider jokes.
Meatloaf taunting a crowd into throwing
mountains of refuse; Motley Crue getting
girls to squat in kitty litter boxes -the 49-
year-old Long Island native saw it all.
"My favorite was the face-off between
Ozzy Osbourne and Motley Crue," Snider
says of Metal Moment No.7. "They were
trying to one-up each other and Ozzy end­
ed up snorting a line of red ants. One of the
Motleys, I can't remember which one, peed
on the floor and then Ozzy got on all fours
and licked it up. You can't beat Ozzy."
Metal moment No.5: "This is Spinal Tap."
Snider's own key metal moment may
have come when he testified in front of
Congress and proved himself a passionate
and intelligent defender of free speech.
Now he breeds dogs and rereads the sweet­
ly nostalgic work ofJean Shepherd. Snider's
also working on a sequel to his cult film,
"Strangeland" (the most stolen video in
America, he claims), and doing occasional
gigs with Twisted Sister, clad in full mid­
'80s regalia.
"The bad news is we look like a bunch of
aging drag queens," Snider says. "The good
news is we always looked like a bunch of
aging drag queens." -Michael Giltz
100 MOST METAL MOMENTS
Monday, 10 p.m., VHl